Learn About Other Religions: Pastafarianism

Pastafarians believe the universe is ruled by an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster, who created the universe, including a mountain, trees and a midget. All evidence for evolution was planted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The FSM tests Pastafarians' faith by making things look older than they are. For example, when a scientist performs a carbon-dating process on an artifact, he may not realize that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. Pirates are deemed "absolute divine beings." Their image as "thieves and outcasts" is misinformation spread by Christian theologians in the Middle Ages. They were in fact "peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will" who distributed candy to children.

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