Game turns chaplain into "ferocious beast"

In addition to being a place of prayer, worship, and learning, the Lutheran Campus Centre is a place of family, fun, fellowship, and other things that start with “f”. Following worship one cold winter evening, students gathered ‘round the kitchen table for a lively game of spoons. Spoons is a curious game: it brings out the best and worst in people. On this particular night, participants forgot their inhibitions and the game became very rowdy. Just because one is a campus chaplain does not make one exempt from such debauchery. Normally docile chaplain Bonita Strictenstern put aside all reservations, releasing her pent up rage from constantly dealing with students.

A police sketch of Strictenstern as described by an eye-witness

Witnesses described Strictenstern’s mood as “ferocious,” “merciless,” and “bloodthirsty.” The game climaxed with Strictenstern diving face-first across the table, latching onto the spoon in an unsuspecting student’s hand. A power struggle ensued, a wrestling match between student and chaplain. When the dust cleared, the chaplain emerged victorious, spoon in hand. Standing over the defeated student, Strictenstern rubbed it in, taunting “na-na na-na na na.”